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* CARTOONS: Hog & Mrs. P have Trouble with the Neighbors
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* RANT: Nub spends $27,000 at Nudie Bar!
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* RANT: Elian Gonzalez, Escape from Commie Island!
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* FUN WITH BUBBLES: Julia Roberts, N'Sync, Playstation, Orangutans, Nazis, Chicago, Oscar Orgies and more! 
* RANT: The Forbidden Parking Space!
* CARTOONS: Hog & Mrs P. fill out the Census
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